I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We are two peas in an std pod
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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