he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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