He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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