i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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