She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
