So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
how does that bad decision feel?
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