You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Everyone says I win the strip club
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
