thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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