guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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