erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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