At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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