what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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