we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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