So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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