woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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