i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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