Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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