Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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