He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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