So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Randomize
