it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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