If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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