Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Sext me about skeletons
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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