does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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