we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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