I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm really into asian looking animals
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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