I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i think i have herpe
just one?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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