i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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