Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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