I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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