I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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