if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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