I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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