All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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