Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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