TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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