I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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