I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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