You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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