how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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