I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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