I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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