That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
