Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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