The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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