whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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