just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know