It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep