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(818): View more from California

Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?

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(818): Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess? http://tfl.nu/uim6

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(805): View more from California

talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts

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(805): talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts http://tfl.nu/n18o

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.

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(304): I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language. http://tfl.nu/immq

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(212): View more from New York

1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.

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(212): 1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square. http://tfl.nu/c9pr

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(269): View more from Michigan

quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.

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(269): quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it. http://tfl.nu/uc5u

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking

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All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo

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(920): The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking (920): All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo http://tfl.nu/eenc

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(917): View more from New York City

Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.

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(917): Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator. http://tfl.nu/612t

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm

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(203): Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm http://tfl.nu/zhmu

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.

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(304): I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home. http://tfl.nu/3pgq

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(919): View more from North Carolina

You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun

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(919): You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun http://tfl.nu/syyf

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(334): View more from Alabama

Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?

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(334): Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything? http://tfl.nu/366l

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(563): View more from Iowa

The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.

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(563): The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka. http://tfl.nu/9mlx

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(+33): View more from France

If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.

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(+33): If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome. http://tfl.nu/f909

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(586): View more from Michigan

The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."

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(586): The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON." http://tfl.nu/rycj

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all

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(864): Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all http://tfl.nu/tzw9

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