I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Randomize