so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Randomize
