Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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