absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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