I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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