I only kidnapped one of them. chill
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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