...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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