Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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