ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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