I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Is Oprah even human
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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