I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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