Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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