I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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